Paid cryptozoologist?

Nobody pays anyone .  You do it free, or forget it.

Jon-Erik Beckjord

SCIENTIFIC TITLE FOR BIGFOOT-GIGANTANTHROPUS CRYPTICUS

“Huge mysterious manlike beast” . Unofficial, but descriptive in Latin, and it may make fence-sitting scientists more comfortable  than the slang term

“Bigfoot”

Many will shorten this to “Crypticus” . (The mysterious one).

If a body is ever found, this will make an easy name to  use.

 Jon-Erik Beckjord, BA,MBA Director, ICS  925-385-0422

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G.W. BUSH HEAD PHOTO ON MARS

Press Release: 2/2/08

International Cryptozoological Society

Box 9502,Berkeley,CA 94709

925-385-0422

Not Bigfoot on Mars, but Dubya himself , an actual hominid as a head shot. 7/99

This image was taken from the JPL Mars archives in the same region where the Hon.

Ted Kennedy’s head was also found amongst the craters several years go. No Photoshop was used, other than to add a title. The crater is several miles across. Taken 7/91

and as a result, that photo was given a Dubious Achievement Award by Esquire in 1991.

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HISTORY CHANNEL CONTINUES TO BE OFF BASE ON BIGFOOT

History channel, A&E and the others continue to exploit the public’s curiosity over “monsters”  with on-going programs about researchers who fail (and always will) to find actual monsters, aquatic or land because of the tendancy

of researchers to find  objects left by shape-shifters and dimensional travellers and to then scream “Ahah – proof at last!” . This has gone on since the before the invention of TV.

Bits of hair, bits of blood (that we also have found) , track impressions, screams on tape,

photos (which we have taken also) all form “teasers” that never end. Bodies are never,ever found.  The jaws of  Gigantopithecus blacki, a 500,000 year old fossil ape,

are waved about  but they never match the slender jaws of the Patterson Bigfoot. (1967 -film) Smells, poop, hairs, dna or the lack thereof, never match.  It is time to quit.

Jon-Erik Beckjord, BA,MBA Director, ICS

OOBE HUMANOID FEMALE ON MARS, (NOT BIGFOOT) SAYS BIGFOOT GROUP

PRESS RELEASE – 1/24/08 – INTERNATIONAL CRYPTOZOOLOGICAL SOCIETY
Box 9502, Berkeley,CA 94709

HOW COULD A HUMANOID FEMALE APPEAR ON NASA PHOTO OF MARS, ON THE SURFACE? AN EXPLANATION:

Note the HUMANOID FEMALE ON MARS report as shown on ANDERSON COOPER 360 1/23/08
has not had any serious denial nor refutation. The image appears to be a valid part of the crater on Mars from 2004. The object may be small, but it has lots of fine detail for a mere

rock.How could this happen?? (Not Bigfoot – the tabloids use “Bigfoot” to sell more papers on the street. Bot it does appear to be human, or humanoid. )

One explanation relates to the OOBE (out of body experience) & see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out-of-body_experience a classic one involving a sleeping subject who was able to leave the body,
drifting upwards to read and memorize a series of letters and numbers on a paper left on top of a bookshelf over her bed. Then returning
later to wake and read the words properly. Many hospital patients report drifting upwards over the operating table, watching the
operation, from above, and later returning. In “near-death” OOBEs, the patient thinks he is dying, ;leaves the body, sees the
people by the bedside, and later returns.

Our suggestion involves “astro-cryptozoology” where unknown or even known animals, appear and do things on other planets, where
they are not supposed to appear or be. Often this may be men, ancient or modern, appearing on planets where they do not “belong”.

We link this with the OOBE in the following speculation:

Perhaps a female mission control specialist in 2004, on the MARS MISSION, drifted into semi-consiousness
and had an OOBE where she appeared on Mars at the edge of the crater being studied. The mind-body
passing through space-time in an instant. Just long enough to appear on video by the Rover. (As a Tulpa)Then
probably returning to the lady at her console, and vanishing at that the Mars crater. The size is not relevant. A mind-manifestation could be 6 cm, or 6,000,000 cm in size. There are stories of dying priests who left their deathbed mentally, just long enough to travel 50 miles,
and give one last Mass, then returning to his bed. Witnesses did see the priest at the Mass.

Perhaps this happened here, on Mars.

If this could be studied and controlled, it might be a way to explore MARS without sending a space ship.

The director of the International Cryptozoological Society, Jon-Erik Beckjord (925-385-0422) has had a number of
such OOBEs including when he visited a neighbor and was later accused of breaking into that house (under OOBE)
and was reported as having been seen there, despite many locks and alarms. He also had an alleged OOBE
where he was touching the Hubble telescope in space, and then zoomed back to his bedroom
when the cat licked his face. Author Robert Monroe, “Travels Outside the Body”, relates many such events,
going to different geographical locations and some unproven locations.

Such OOBEs may explain many strange animals and even dinosaurs (such as Mokele M’Bembe of the Republic of the Congo
_ref Dr Roy Mackal – Univ. of Chicago – and The creature in Loch Ness, -ref. Dr. Robert Rines, Boston)

Questions call 925-385-0422

How humanoid female got to MARS.

This is serious.

One of the Mission Control ladies was snoozing and had an OOBE experience.

Her image and mind got to Mars. When she woke, the image remained.

This is a serious idea. Jon-Erik Beckjord 925-385-0422

This is not a joke.  My own mind has done this with space.

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Humanoid on Mars? NASA photo from 2004 may show one.

We can’t say it is a sasquatch, nor a humanoid,  nor a human, and it might be a statue or model. But it shows too much detail to be a mere rock.

Trust me, NASA will now mount a special mission to go there and destroy whatever it is it, or was.

Trust no one.

NOTE:  THE OLD INTERNATIONAL SOCIETY “OF” CRYPTOZOOLOGY  , DEAD FOR YEARS, IS  NOT  THE SAME AS OUR INTERNATIONAL CRYPTOZOOLOGICAL SOCIETY. Make no errors.

Watch now for the new CRYPTOZOOLOGY MERIT BADGE with the Boy Scouts.

Jon-Erik Beckjord     925-385-0422

BEWARE MONSTER TV FILMS ON CRYPTOZOOLOGY-ALL FALSE INFO

Since people no longer read, and just watch tv, beware tv movies with

a cryptozoological theme, such as BIGFOOT or The Loch Ness Monster, or “CRYPTOZOOLOGISTS” .

Note that BIGFOOT HARMS NO ONE, NESSIE DOES NOT EAT FISHERMEN,

AND CRYPTOZOOLOGISTS DO NOT CARRY TEN DIFFERENT KINDS OF GUNS, PISTOLS AND PULSE WEAPONS FROM STAR WARS.

There are no caves and tunnels going from Loch Ness to the sea, for if there were,

the Loch would drain down 55 feet, like a bathtub. Nessie does not sleep in a cave.

There are not enough fish to support a tribe of zoological Nessies, and the water is too cold for a reptile.

Bigfoot does not eat kids but it does rescue them and bring them back to camp.

Bigfoot is available as a “Spokes-bigfoot” for ISUZU suvs and trucks, since it was

photographed standing next to one. Contact us for photos and details. 925-385-0422

Now it is true we did contribuite to the macho image of a cryptozoologist with our 1976

photo of ourself wearing beard, leather brimmed hat, a 16mm movie camera mounted on a gun-stock and a manic look in the eye, in the Lummi Reservation in NW WA. But we had

our super-secret NASA pulse-weapons in the truck, out of range of the camera.

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BOY SCOUTS TO GET UNOFFICIAL CRYPTOZOOLOGY MERIT BADGE VIA ONLINE CZ COURSE.

Breaking News:  Press release   1/6/08

 

The INTERNATIONAL CRYPTOZOOLOGICAL SOCIETY  of Berkeley,CA,

announced today they will offer an on-line CZ course in Feb, for 4 sessions,

covering Bigfoot, Nessie, Big Bird, cryptids, cryptozoology as a field, famous films,

evidence and lack of same, and that as part of the course, Boy Scouts may earn an unofficial CZ Merit badge, that someday  may become official. 

 

The fee is $99 and will be taught on-line.  payment is by http://www.paypal.com

with recipient    monsterfinder@gmail.com   Teacher is an Eagle Scout with experience

running three CZ land museums, and 31 yrs fieldwork, plus two college degrees.  Details 925-385-0422