Archive for the ‘Bush on Mars’ Category

G.W. BUSH HEAD PHOTO ON MARS

February 2, 2008

GW Bush head shot on Mars 1999Press Release: 2/2/08

International Cryptozoological Society

Box 9502,Berkeley,CA 94709

925-385-0422

Not Bigfoot on Mars, but Dubya himself , an actual hominid as a head shot. 7/99

This image was taken from the JPL Mars archives in the same region where the Hon.

Ted Kennedy’s head was also found amongst the craters several years go. No Photoshop was used, other than to add a title. The crater is several miles across. Taken 7/91

and as a result, that photo was given a Dubious Achievement Award by Esquire in 1991.

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HISTORY CHANNEL CONTINUES TO BE OFF BASE ON BIGFOOT

February 1, 2008

History channel, A&E and the others continue to exploit the public’s curiosity over “monsters”  with on-going programs about researchers who fail (and always will) to find actual monsters, aquatic or land because of the tendancy

of researchers to find  objects left by shape-shifters and dimensional travellers and to then scream “Ahah – proof at last!” . This has gone on since the before the invention of TV.

Bits of hair, bits of blood (that we also have found) , track impressions, screams on tape,

photos (which we have taken also) all form “teasers” that never end. Bodies are never,ever found.  The jaws of  Gigantopithecus blacki, a 500,000 year old fossil ape,

are waved about  but they never match the slender jaws of the Patterson Bigfoot. (1967 -film) Smells, poop, hairs, dna or the lack thereof, never match.  It is time to quit.

Jon-Erik Beckjord, BA,MBA Director, ICS

How humanoid female got to MARS.

January 24, 2008

This is serious.

One of the Mission Control ladies was snoozing and had an OOBE experience.

Her image and mind got to Mars. When she woke, the image remained.

This is a serious idea. Jon-Erik Beckjord 925-385-0422

This is not a joke.  My own mind has done this with space.

ICS

Humanoid on Mars? NASA photo from 2004 may show one.

January 24, 2008

We can’t say it is a sasquatch, nor a humanoid,  nor a human, and it might be a statue or model. But it shows too much detail to be a mere rock.

Trust me, NASA will now mount a special mission to go there and destroy whatever it is it, or was.

Trust no one.

NOTE:  THE OLD INTERNATIONAL SOCIETY “OF” CRYPTOZOOLOGY  , DEAD FOR YEARS, IS  NOT  THE SAME AS OUR INTERNATIONAL CRYPTOZOOLOGICAL SOCIETY. Make no errors.

Watch now for the new CRYPTOZOOLOGY MERIT BADGE with the Boy Scouts.

Jon-Erik Beckjord     925-385-0422