Archive for the ‘cryptozoloology’ Category

Paid cryptozoologist?

February 29, 2008

Nobody pays anyone .  You do it free, or forget it.

Jon-Erik Beckjord

SCIENTIFIC TITLE FOR BIGFOOT-GIGANTANTHROPUS CRYPTICUS

February 13, 2008

“Huge mysterious manlike beast” . Unofficial, but descriptive in Latin, and it may make fence-sitting scientists more comfortable  than the slang term

“Bigfoot”

Many will shorten this to “Crypticus” . (The mysterious one).Ten foot tall mystery primateTen foot tall mystery primateTen foot tall mystery primateTen foot tall mystery primate

If a body is ever found, this will make an easy name to  use.

 Jon-Erik Beckjord, BA,MBA Director, ICS  925-385-0422

HISTORY CHANNEL CONTINUES TO BE OFF BASE ON BIGFOOT

February 1, 2008

History channel, A&E and the others continue to exploit the public’s curiosity over “monsters”  with on-going programs about researchers who fail (and always will) to find actual monsters, aquatic or land because of the tendancy

of researchers to find  objects left by shape-shifters and dimensional travellers and to then scream “Ahah – proof at last!” . This has gone on since the before the invention of TV.

Bits of hair, bits of blood (that we also have found) , track impressions, screams on tape,

photos (which we have taken also) all form “teasers” that never end. Bodies are never,ever found.  The jaws of  Gigantopithecus blacki, a 500,000 year old fossil ape,

are waved about  but they never match the slender jaws of the Patterson Bigfoot. (1967 -film) Smells, poop, hairs, dna or the lack thereof, never match.  It is time to quit.

Jon-Erik Beckjord, BA,MBA Director, ICS

How humanoid female got to MARS.

January 24, 2008

This is serious.

One of the Mission Control ladies was snoozing and had an OOBE experience.

Her image and mind got to Mars. When she woke, the image remained.

This is a serious idea. Jon-Erik Beckjord 925-385-0422

This is not a joke.  My own mind has done this with space.

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Humanoid on Mars? NASA photo from 2004 may show one.

January 24, 2008

We can’t say it is a sasquatch, nor a humanoid,  nor a human, and it might be a statue or model. But it shows too much detail to be a mere rock.

Trust me, NASA will now mount a special mission to go there and destroy whatever it is it, or was.

Trust no one.

NOTE:  THE OLD INTERNATIONAL SOCIETY “OF” CRYPTOZOOLOGY  , DEAD FOR YEARS, IS  NOT  THE SAME AS OUR INTERNATIONAL CRYPTOZOOLOGICAL SOCIETY. Make no errors.

Watch now for the new CRYPTOZOOLOGY MERIT BADGE with the Boy Scouts.

Jon-Erik Beckjord     925-385-0422

DERANGED BIGFOOT EXPEDITION MEMBER CONTINUES TO CLAIM SHE WAS HIT ON HEAD WITH FLASHLIGHT

November 21, 2007

T*ra L. B*ker H*uki continues to claim expediti0n leader (sept 07) hit her on
the head with a flashlight.  She claims it was a plastic flashlight.

 One problem – the flashlight was big, metal, 3 lbs,  3 cell, and same kind as police carry.

Any such flashlight will leave deep bruises and bloody cuts.  Amador co. sheriff’s dept

found NO wounds, bruises, etc. 

 

She also said “He kept hitting me, he kept hitting me.” 

 In such case, there should have been multiple bruises and wounds. NONE WERE FOUND.

 

This woman has admitted to being suicidal, and a former meth-head. Lives in Happy Camp,CA.  A libel lawsuit is being prepared against her. 

 She is also said to have told followers of Thomas Biscardi that she had killed her own

father, in Coalinga,CA and had gotten off by pleading insanity. The ICS offers $50

reward for any details of this event, arrest and trial. 925-385-0422 

 

BIgfoot expeditions attract crazies – an inconvenient truth

November 4, 2007

In sept I paid a bus ticket for a  known maniac-depressive from Happy Camp,CA, (many mental-hold arrests by local sheriff) to come down to join
two of us on an expedition, to see if such a self-admitted maniac could bring Bigfoot out of the woodwork. Unfortunately, this blew up on my face,  when one other member dropped out and I was forced to deal one-on-one with this woman(no personal romance ever–she is 50) at the campsite. Basically, the night was cold and she was very upset I did not have more blankets on hand (last year, we were  sweating) and she flipped out , screamed like a banshee at 110 decibels for four hours,  (literally  – four hours!)  and then  attacked me with a shovel and  threw  six  borrowed  books  into the creek. See photo. I left and she had to walk three miles,  for which she makes a very big deal. (I did not feel safe.) I did at least get a verification photo relating to our 2006 Bigfoot-by-SUV photo, and a strange alien woman at a distance.Book thrown by maniac being recoveredNow my enemies are making a very big deal of this when by reading her own website, one can see she is a maniac. The moral is  “Do not count your boobies, until they are hatched.” 

BIGFOOT LECTURE, PARTY AND CELEBRATION OF 40TH ANNIV OF BF FILM AT BF MUSEUM

October 18, 2007

Weekend of 20-21 Oct. Don’t care to drive 400 miles to hear Danny Perez
and his anger? Been to Willow Creek before? Go to a LOCAL EVENT
if you live in SF-SJ-SC area or close by.

The Bigfoot Discovery Museum will have new exhibits re the Patterson-Gimlin Film, and will be open Sat. Oct 20, and Sunday Oct 21 to celebrate the
40 th anniv of the filming of the PG Film of Bigfoot at Bluff Creek, a film that has never been shown to be a hoax, despite hundreds of tries.

On Sunday, between approx 2-6,at a local hall, (TBA), see notices at Museum,
in Felton, a series of slides and videos will further celebrate the film.
Shown by a Museum member who also runs the International Cryptozoological
Society (Berkeley), the following will be seen – the anus and vagina of the Bigfoot, (not seen in costumes)(also noted by MK Davis), a child, one or more, crawling on the mother,(also noted by MK Davis)
a child carried piggyback, as seen by Dr Paul LeBlond of UBC,Vancouver,BC,
various Bigfoot relatives, usually young, in the trees and bushes of the film site, watching the female walk by,(as first noted by researcher Robt. W.
Morgan), plus various views of the very changeable head of of the Bigfoot,
that shows a slender jaw, completely not like Gigantopitecus blacki. Other items, artifacts, like slender lines not related to film scratches, green
blobs with details in them, a flashing eye-light, almost a beam, other blobs, specs, marks and chips that do not appear to be film flaws.

In addition, thanks to to the ICS, a Comparison Film with a man in a rented suit will be shown that attempts to duplicate the PG Film. You judge. This is the film pair that Arch-Skeptic Michael Dennett pulled the plug on at one of the last meetings of the L.A. Skeptics when the audience began top ooh and ahah (displeasing the skeptical hosts.)

Further, a humorous hoax film will be shown,from the Lummi Indian Res., and then the PG Film in standard and slow motion, with Time Code on each frame will be played many times.

Further, several slides will be shown of a new Bigfoot photo taken 9/06 that shows some similarity to the Patterson
creature.

All this will be followed by socializing at the Felton home of curator Mike Rugg. Bring BBQ items for his grill, and BYOB.
Talk Bigfoot long into the night.

Details – phone the Museum at 831-335-4479
It is located at the south end of Felton, on route 9, just before the redwoods park, at the curve of the road.

email museum

mike@bigfootdiscoveryproject.com

El Dorado 3rd expedition returns – Bigfoot

October 18, 2007

Two of us returned to the El Dorado cap site in the Sierras and took a wet suit and underwater light to search further for the diamond necklace that disturbed camp member Tara Hauki of Happy Camp threw into the pond, along with borrowed Bigfoot book. On trip two we recovered the books, wet, but this trip we found a super giant light is needed and we did not have that, so will put off this salvage until next Aug. when the water is warm. We did however photograph the camp site and area once more to see if Bigfoot was watching us get flu and colds. Bigfoot tends to show up in photos, and not so often directly.

3RD BIGFOOT EXPEDITION TO SIERRAS FAILS TO GET DUMPED DIAMONDS

October 10, 2007

OUR FIRST EXPED HAD disturbed person Tara Hauki of Happy Camp,CA throw in a $3K diamond necklace into the pond at camp, and we tried to recover it on expedition 2, and now on no 3. BUt the pond is too dark and requires a huge u/w light which we will bring in Aug. We did photograph the spot where a Bigfoot penis was seen on trip #one photos, and there is no stick there. Other photos were taken and we look forward to seeing if any more BF creatures show up. Details 925-385-0422 Jon-Erik Beckjord details http://www.beckjord.com/bigfoot/septexpedition.html

For details for 2007, visit http://www.beckjord.com/tarahauki/

Now she has a “wiki” of her own now that I cannot enter and edit  (some wiki)  where she does NOT deny screeching like Janis Joplin at 110 decibels

for a total of 6 hrs,  to try to drive me nuts, and she does NOT deny throwing in 3-6 books form my personal library into a pond, along with a $3k necklace

she found  on the floor from my g.f.’s room at a motel. 

MOre as it surfaces…. she had 50  arrests for 51-50 in Happy Camp, and admits it! 

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