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BEWARE MONSTER TV FILMS ON CRYPTOZOOLOGY-ALL FALSE INFO

January 12, 2008

Since people no longer read, and just watch tv, beware tv movies with

a cryptozoological theme, such as BIGFOOT or The Loch Ness Monster, or “CRYPTOZOOLOGISTS” .

Note that BIGFOOT HARMS NO ONE, NESSIE DOES NOT EAT FISHERMEN,

AND CRYPTOZOOLOGISTS DO NOT CARRY TEN DIFFERENT KINDS OF GUNS, PISTOLS AND PULSE WEAPONS FROM STAR WARS.

There are no caves and tunnels going from Loch Ness to the sea, for if there were,

the Loch would drain down 55 feet, like a bathtub. Nessie does not sleep in a cave.

There are not enough fish to support a tribe of zoological Nessies, and the water is too cold for a reptile.

Bigfoot does not eat kids but it does rescue them and bring them back to camp.

Bigfoot is available as a “Spokes-bigfoot” for ISUZU suvs and trucks, since it was

photographed standing next to one. Contact us for photos and details. 925-385-0422

Now it is true we did contribuite to the macho image of a cryptozoologist with our 1976

photo of ourself wearing beard, leather brimmed hat, a 16mm movie camera mounted on a gun-stock and a manic look in the eye, in the Lummi Reservation in NW WA. But we had

our super-secret NASA pulse-weapons in the truck, out of range of the camera. ūüôā

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TARA HAUKI FROM 07 BIGFOOT EXPEDITION ALLEGED TO HAVE KILLED HER OWN FATHER

November 12, 2007

This woman has been accusing me, the expedition leader, of assault and battery for months, on a website, in emails, and on internet radio. None of it

is true, but now it is revealed from several parties that prior to 2005, she SHE IS ALLEGED to have killed her father, probably under a different name.

and one source says, her mother also, alleged, in Coalinga,CA or nearby.

It is alleged she as declared mentally incompetent to stand trial and was shipped up to rural

Happy Camp, on a state “8-A” diversion program. This needs to be verified. She admitted she is a mental case, has been suicidal, has been a crack addict, and is bi-polar. She claimed to be half-alien and half -Indian, and she had a knife in her pocket.

She carried a knife on the camping trip f0r Bigfoot. I allege she hit me with a shovel and threw books in the stream. I left, fearing for my safety.

As further proof of this comes up, we will update.

We now will no longer take mentally ill people on expeditions……..

However, as a benefit, we did get unusual photos of a man in green on the other side of the

creek, and on the last follow up trip, a woman in green, with a large Bigfoot head

resting down by her lower leg. This head, strange as it seems, did also appear in photos

taken there in 1978. It must be a resident, upset by the events.


Jon-Erik Beckjord, MBA, Director, International Cryptozoological Society

925-385-0422

BIgfoot expeditions attract crazies – an inconvenient truth

November 4, 2007

In sept I paid a bus ticket for a  known maniac-depressive from Happy Camp,CA, (many mental-hold arrests by local sheriff) to come down to join
two of us on an expedition, to see if such a self-admitted maniac could bring Bigfoot out of the woodwork. Unfortunately, this blew up on my face,¬† when one other member dropped out and I was forced to deal one-on-one with this woman(no personal romance ever–she is 50) at the campsite. Basically, the night was cold and she was very upset I did not have more blankets on hand (last year, we were¬† sweating) and she flipped out , screamed like a banshee at 110 decibels for four hours,¬† (literally¬† – four hours!)¬† and then¬† attacked me with a shovel and¬† threw¬† six¬† borrowed¬† books¬† into the creek. See photo. I left and she had to walk three miles,¬† for which she makes a very big deal. (I did not feel safe.) I did at least get a verification photo relating to our 2006 Bigfoot-by-SUV photo, and a strange alien woman at a distance.Book thrown by maniac being¬†recoveredNow my enemies are making a very big deal of this when by reading her own website, one can see she is a maniac. The moral is¬† “Do not count your boobies, until they are hatched.”¬†

El Dorado 3rd expedition returns – Bigfoot

October 18, 2007

Two of us returned to the El Dorado cap site in the Sierras and took a wet suit and underwater light to search further for the diamond necklace that disturbed camp member Tara Hauki of Happy Camp threw into the pond, along with borrowed Bigfoot book. On trip two we recovered the books, wet, but this trip we found a super giant light is needed and we did not have that, so will put off this salvage until next Aug. when the water is warm. We did however photograph the camp site and area once more to see if Bigfoot was watching us get flu and colds. Bigfoot tends to show up in photos, and not so often directly.

3RD BIGFOOT EXPEDITION TO SIERRAS FAILS TO GET DUMPED DIAMONDS

October 10, 2007

OUR FIRST EXPED HAD disturbed person Tara Hauki of Happy Camp,CA throw in a $3K diamond necklace into the pond at camp, and we tried to recover it on expedition 2, and now on no 3. BUt the pond is too dark and requires a huge u/w light which we will bring in Aug. We did photograph the spot where a Bigfoot penis was seen on trip #one photos, and there is no stick there. Other photos were taken and we look forward to seeing if any more BF creatures show up. Details 925-385-0422 Jon-Erik Beckjord details http://www.beckjord.com/bigfoot/septexpedition.html

For details for 2007, visit http://www.beckjord.com/tarahauki/

Now she has a “wiki” of her own now that I cannot enter and edit¬† (some wiki)¬† where she does NOT deny screeching like Janis Joplin at 110 decibels

for a total of 6 hrs,  to try to drive me nuts, and she does NOT deny throwing in 3-6 books form my personal library into a pond, along with a $3k necklace

she found¬† on the floor from my g.f.’s room at a motel.¬†

MOre as it surfaces…. she had 50¬† arrests for 51-50 in Happy Camp, and admits it!¬†

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Sierra Bigfoot Expedition verifies 2006 “Ten Foot-Bigfoot” photo

September 21, 2007

The ICS conducted a short trip to the Sierras  to a campsite where a

Bigfoot photo was taken in 2006, and found nothing there to approximate a

ten foot Bigfoot (such as a tree or bush) at that spot near an SUV, (ISUZU trooper). Photos were taken and the results will be viewed closely.

PRESS MAY CALL 925-385-0422

Owen Wilson Hollywood Star and Paris Hilton,TV Star, invited to join BIGFOOT expedition to clear out heads,etc.

September 8, 2007

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