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Paid cryptozoologist?

February 29, 2008

Nobody pays anyone .  You do it free, or forget it.

Jon-Erik Beckjord

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SCIENTIFIC TITLE FOR BIGFOOT-GIGANTANTHROPUS CRYPTICUS

February 13, 2008

“Huge mysterious manlike beast” . Unofficial, but descriptive in Latin, and it may make fence-sitting scientists more comfortable  than the slang term

“Bigfoot”

Many will shorten this to “Crypticus” . (The mysterious one).Ten foot tall mystery primateTen foot tall mystery primateTen foot tall mystery primateTen foot tall mystery primate

If a body is ever found, this will make an easy name to  use.

 Jon-Erik Beckjord, BA,MBA Director, ICS  925-385-0422

G.W. BUSH HEAD PHOTO ON MARS

February 2, 2008

GW Bush head shot on Mars 1999Press Release: 2/2/08

International Cryptozoological Society

Box 9502,Berkeley,CA 94709

925-385-0422

Not Bigfoot on Mars, but Dubya himself , an actual hominid as a head shot. 7/99

This image was taken from the JPL Mars archives in the same region where the Hon.

Ted Kennedy’s head was also found amongst the craters several years go. No Photoshop was used, other than to add a title. The crater is several miles across. Taken 7/91

and as a result, that photo was given a Dubious Achievement Award by Esquire in 1991.

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HISTORY CHANNEL CONTINUES TO BE OFF BASE ON BIGFOOT

February 1, 2008

History channel, A&E and the others continue to exploit the public’s curiosity over “monsters”  with on-going programs about researchers who fail (and always will) to find actual monsters, aquatic or land because of the tendancy

of researchers to find  objects left by shape-shifters and dimensional travellers and to then scream “Ahah – proof at last!” . This has gone on since the before the invention of TV.

Bits of hair, bits of blood (that we also have found) , track impressions, screams on tape,

photos (which we have taken also) all form “teasers” that never end. Bodies are never,ever found.  The jaws of  Gigantopithecus blacki, a 500,000 year old fossil ape,

are waved about  but they never match the slender jaws of the Patterson Bigfoot. (1967 -film) Smells, poop, hairs, dna or the lack thereof, never match.  It is time to quit.

Jon-Erik Beckjord, BA,MBA Director, ICS

How humanoid female got to MARS.

January 24, 2008

This is serious.

One of the Mission Control ladies was snoozing and had an OOBE experience.

Her image and mind got to Mars. When she woke, the image remained.

This is a serious idea. Jon-Erik Beckjord 925-385-0422

This is not a joke.  My own mind has done this with space.

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Humanoid on Mars? NASA photo from 2004 may show one.

January 24, 2008

We can’t say it is a sasquatch, nor a humanoid,  nor a human, and it might be a statue or model. But it shows too much detail to be a mere rock.

Trust me, NASA will now mount a special mission to go there and destroy whatever it is it, or was.

Trust no one.

NOTE:  THE OLD INTERNATIONAL SOCIETY “OF” CRYPTOZOOLOGY  , DEAD FOR YEARS, IS  NOT  THE SAME AS OUR INTERNATIONAL CRYPTOZOOLOGICAL SOCIETY. Make no errors.

Watch now for the new CRYPTOZOOLOGY MERIT BADGE with the Boy Scouts.

Jon-Erik Beckjord     925-385-0422

BEWARE MONSTER TV FILMS ON CRYPTOZOOLOGY-ALL FALSE INFO

January 12, 2008

Since people no longer read, and just watch tv, beware tv movies with

a cryptozoological theme, such as BIGFOOT or The Loch Ness Monster, or “CRYPTOZOOLOGISTS” .

Note that BIGFOOT HARMS NO ONE, NESSIE DOES NOT EAT FISHERMEN,

AND CRYPTOZOOLOGISTS DO NOT CARRY TEN DIFFERENT KINDS OF GUNS, PISTOLS AND PULSE WEAPONS FROM STAR WARS.

There are no caves and tunnels going from Loch Ness to the sea, for if there were,

the Loch would drain down 55 feet, like a bathtub. Nessie does not sleep in a cave.

There are not enough fish to support a tribe of zoological Nessies, and the water is too cold for a reptile.

Bigfoot does not eat kids but it does rescue them and bring them back to camp.

Bigfoot is available as a “Spokes-bigfoot” for ISUZU suvs and trucks, since it was

photographed standing next to one. Contact us for photos and details. 925-385-0422

Now it is true we did contribuite to the macho image of a cryptozoologist with our 1976

photo of ourself wearing beard, leather brimmed hat, a 16mm movie camera mounted on a gun-stock and a manic look in the eye, in the Lummi Reservation in NW WA. But we had

our super-secret NASA pulse-weapons in the truck, out of range of the camera. 🙂

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TARA HAUKI FROM 07 BIGFOOT EXPEDITION ALLEGED TO HAVE KILLED HER OWN FATHER

November 12, 2007

This woman has been accusing me, the expedition leader, of assault and battery for months, on a website, in emails, and on internet radio. None of it

is true, but now it is revealed from several parties that prior to 2005, she SHE IS ALLEGED to have killed her father, probably under a different name.

and one source says, her mother also, alleged, in Coalinga,CA or nearby.

It is alleged she as declared mentally incompetent to stand trial and was shipped up to rural

Happy Camp, on a state “8-A” diversion program. This needs to be verified. She admitted she is a mental case, has been suicidal, has been a crack addict, and is bi-polar. She claimed to be half-alien and half -Indian, and she had a knife in her pocket.

She carried a knife on the camping trip f0r Bigfoot. I allege she hit me with a shovel and threw books in the stream. I left, fearing for my safety.

As further proof of this comes up, we will update.

We now will no longer take mentally ill people on expeditions……..

However, as a benefit, we did get unusual photos of a man in green on the other side of the

creek, and on the last follow up trip, a woman in green, with a large Bigfoot head

resting down by her lower leg. This head, strange as it seems, did also appear in photos

taken there in 1978. It must be a resident, upset by the events.


Jon-Erik Beckjord, MBA, Director, International Cryptozoological Society

925-385-0422

BIgfoot expeditions attract crazies – an inconvenient truth

November 4, 2007

In sept I paid a bus ticket for a  known maniac-depressive from Happy Camp,CA, (many mental-hold arrests by local sheriff) to come down to join
two of us on an expedition, to see if such a self-admitted maniac could bring Bigfoot out of the woodwork. Unfortunately, this blew up on my face,  when one other member dropped out and I was forced to deal one-on-one with this woman(no personal romance ever–she is 50) at the campsite. Basically, the night was cold and she was very upset I did not have more blankets on hand (last year, we were  sweating) and she flipped out , screamed like a banshee at 110 decibels for four hours,  (literally  – four hours!)  and then  attacked me with a shovel and  threw  six  borrowed  books  into the creek. See photo. I left and she had to walk three miles,  for which she makes a very big deal. (I did not feel safe.) I did at least get a verification photo relating to our 2006 Bigfoot-by-SUV photo, and a strange alien woman at a distance.Book thrown by maniac being recoveredNow my enemies are making a very big deal of this when by reading her own website, one can see she is a maniac. The moral is  “Do not count your boobies, until they are hatched.” 

JACOBS PENNA BIGFOOT PHOTOS VALID AFTER ALL. NOT BEAR.

November 3, 2007

I have been doing some work with these photos and no matter how you change contrast or brightness, negative or positive imaging, or use a solarizing filter, the creature in questions fur / coat never resembles the two black bear cubs in the same photo series in any way. I am attatching a .zip file of 3 pics I have been working with for your observation…they have not been manipulated in any way, I simply enlarged, and then used a solarizing filter…very interesting to say the least.Thanks as always…
KG

Thanks to this reader, we now find the real salt lick, which is a cube, and note that the

sphere in photo no. 3 by Jacobs camera-trap has the same texture as the entire creature, and does NOT match the rocks nor trees,etc. Looking at bear anatomy, the legs are way,way too long and limber, and the forelimbs are much longer tha the backlimbs. The lack of a heel matches some of the frames of the Patterson-Gimlim Film, and thus is no big deal.

See image of creature (upside-down) Head of OOBE BIgfoot

Jacobs has something — perhaps a tulpa, a dream manifestation that thinks it needs to hang around where bears used to be. There is a humanoid face on the large sphere-cranium in photo no. 3, which is best viewed upsidedown.

See also photo at http://www.beckjord.com/bigfoot/

Bravo Rick Jacobs, Johnsonburg,PA

Jon-Erik Beckjord 925-385-0422

Note the image is upside-down on purpose, and it is not a horse’s head, which from a distance  it may appear. It is a primate, with a circle around its head, flipped upside-dpwn for viewing.