Posts Tagged ‘Nessie’

HISTORY CHANNEL CONTINUES TO BE OFF BASE ON BIGFOOT

February 1, 2008

History channel, A&E and the others continue to exploit the public’s curiosity over “monsters”  with on-going programs about researchers who fail (and always will) to find actual monsters, aquatic or land because of the tendancy

of researchers to find  objects left by shape-shifters and dimensional travellers and to then scream “Ahah – proof at last!” . This has gone on since the before the invention of TV.

Bits of hair, bits of blood (that we also have found) , track impressions, screams on tape,

photos (which we have taken also) all form “teasers” that never end. Bodies are never,ever found.  The jaws of  Gigantopithecus blacki, a 500,000 year old fossil ape,

are waved about  but they never match the slender jaws of the Patterson Bigfoot. (1967 -film) Smells, poop, hairs, dna or the lack thereof, never match.  It is time to quit.

Jon-Erik Beckjord, BA,MBA Director, ICS

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BEWARE MONSTER TV FILMS ON CRYPTOZOOLOGY-ALL FALSE INFO

January 12, 2008

Since people no longer read, and just watch tv, beware tv movies with

a cryptozoological theme, such as BIGFOOT or The Loch Ness Monster, or “CRYPTOZOOLOGISTS” .

Note that BIGFOOT HARMS NO ONE, NESSIE DOES NOT EAT FISHERMEN,

AND CRYPTOZOOLOGISTS DO NOT CARRY TEN DIFFERENT KINDS OF GUNS, PISTOLS AND PULSE WEAPONS FROM STAR WARS.

There are no caves and tunnels going from Loch Ness to the sea, for if there were,

the Loch would drain down 55 feet, like a bathtub. Nessie does not sleep in a cave.

There are not enough fish to support a tribe of zoological Nessies, and the water is too cold for a reptile.

Bigfoot does not eat kids but it does rescue them and bring them back to camp.

Bigfoot is available as a “Spokes-bigfoot” for ISUZU suvs and trucks, since it was

photographed standing next to one. Contact us for photos and details. 925-385-0422

Now it is true we did contribuite to the macho image of a cryptozoologist with our 1976

photo of ourself wearing beard, leather brimmed hat, a 16mm movie camera mounted on a gun-stock and a manic look in the eye, in the Lummi Reservation in NW WA. But we had

our super-secret NASA pulse-weapons in the truck, out of range of the camera. 🙂

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